no diggity, no doubt.

looking at things up close.

looking at things up close.

to anyone trying to meet me in real life:

apparently today of all days I look exponentially less shitty in comparison to the last six months.

single file, please.
no pushing.

the pants are back in town.

the pants are back in town.

it’s easy to look medium cute compared to a wall.

assholes broke my shit and stole my beans and ate the whole catnip plant in one sitting. who cares. I just ate a tub of ice cream. who cares again. brb still not caring.

damn fine pot pie. made to paul simon, of course.

damn fine pot pie. made to paul simon, of course.

I’m a bad person.